smooshie

My porn name would be Cumzilla
Gender Man
Relationship It's a secret
Location 28139
Info & Stats
Sexuality: Straight
Favorite Porn: All
Joined: Jul 29th, 2012
Last Seen: 1h ago
Uploads: 121
Upload Views: 3,900,145
Profile Views: 119,267
Favorited: 23,745
Friend Count: 479
Subscribers: 471
Board Posts: 1
Board Points: 1
The name "Smooshie" comes from the fact that this site (and only this site) smooshes up any photo I upload as my avatar. LMAO ~ I'm married and straight. If I send a friend request, it doesn't mean I'm trying to "get with you". This just makes it easier to find your profile again (if you don't accept the friend request, that's fine). For example, you may be a lesbian but you have great favorites, uploads or even hot photos of yourself. Like I said, I'm married & not trying to hook up. Maybe you'll like my uploads or meet new friends through me. Yes, that penis in my profile picture is mine. It doesn't make me a perv or a bad person. In fact, I'm probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Girls have topless or nude photos for their profile pic so what's the big deal if men want to flop out their willies? LOL Anyone that wants to friend request me, go right ahead. I love videos with amateurs, teens, virgins, webcams (how'd we ever exist without these), girls fucking guys with strap-ons, facials & creampies (especially surprise or unwanted ones), deep throat, face fucking, handjobs, blowjobs, small & flat chests, nerdy girls, braces, freckles, natural/girl-next-door looks, parodies, celebrity sex tapes, mainstream sex scenes, vintage, public exhibition, cash for sex, fans meeting porn stars, incest, twins, triplets, cfnm, sex with clothes still half on, costumes, goth, sci-fi, plushies & strippers getting involved with the audience.  I love seeing hot girls screwing average guys. I hate seeing the same videos posted over & over or videos without sound or that end before a cumshot. If you see any of those things that I hate in any of my uploads, it's because the video was a "claim". I'm basically only doing "claims" instead of uploading things ...since my uploads were getting a lot of views and then getting deleted. So, I most likely won't bother with uploading anymore. I'm not into puke, pee, scat & Faces Of Death type vids.

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12 Aug 2023 smooshie commented
God damn, GLN was so fucking hot. The guy is an ass but I still wish we coulda seen a cumshot. Too bad this was all that was ever leaked of any sextapes they may have made.
17 Jun 2022 smooshie commented
Damn. Her face is like the female clone version of mine. Lmao That could be my twin sister or daughter. I wish it was. I'd fuck the fucking hell out of her.
22 Mar 2022 smooshie commented
Holy fuck. These girls are gorgeous!!!! Wish it had their names and had sound instead of awful music.
09 Apr 2021 smooshie commented
Fuck! Who is she?
26 May 2020 smooshie commented
@dajosh42069 ~ I don't even remember writing this. LMAO Maybe I was on the rag that day. Well, it WAS in 2012 ...and I was going through a rough time for a couple of years back then. Although, this guy does stumble around like he's bored or something. Maybe I was just jealous. I think that was probably written when I was unemployed. At the end of the day, he's still got a better job than I do. 🤣 LMFAO
13 Jul 2018 smooshie commented
...Ho ...ly ...shit!!!

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