Are you still here? It's over. Go home mojón.
Lay on your back, put your legs over your head. Worked for me.
Apparently "mojón" is a better term for you. Por que no limpias las orejas, bandejo. You are not making any point. And I am arguing with you about...nothing...like Seinfeld. Diatribes are usually longer. Oh no! I like my own post. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
Hey, uh, shut the fuck up and go away.
I've got a username for you. Anonytwat. Please go back to putting turds in your drink and thinking about Freud's daughter Anna. When you get the cajones to get an actual username, and post something other than an insult, then perhaps your argument will finally be bigger than your Tic Tac Dick.
I'm not into it as much as you but i can suck my own this way.
The last line of your post says it perfect.
I don't buy it because of the lighting...
I wish she was getting fucked by four cheerleaders...and the list continues.
After careful consideration and weighing all the options against the available data - Oh hell yea!
what about my gf AND my wife?
I have to agree. The titty fuck was my first thought, although not included in the original survey. That cross needs cum on it.
I wish she had braces.
Pfft why NOT?! Life is short. Start a Cult.
What kind of cult? Cthulu? If it isn't Cthulu I'm really not interested.
Would love to see her back into a mounted dildo while she sucked me off. Then invite her friend to put a strapon in her ass while I came in her. My Satan those tits!
Screw that. Do both.
Saw this last week. This chic always has a drink in her hand.
You know what to do.
Watch the documentary "Married to the Eiffel Tower". You might find it related to your objects fetish.
Start jerking off to "Ugly Betty"
Yea ok. She's petite and cute and probably moves more in the sack than your wife does now.
BUT if she makes THAT face above when fucking you would your dick shrink because suddenly...she looks like Bugs Bunny.