I have a lot of weird fetishes.
I want to get wet and messy with pies and cakes and chocolate sauces and whipped cream and condiments like mustard, ketchup and mayo. Not at the same time as the dairy based stuff though. I'm weird but I'm not THAT weird. I want to do this with a woman. I'd love a woman to take a can of whipped cream and fill my ass with it. I want to rub our bodies together covered in food. I want her to sit on a cake so I can eat it out of her ass crack and lick it off her butt cheeks. I want to hold a cake over my face, and her sit on the cake and my face at the same time.
I'd like to play with body paints with a woman.
I'd like to be forced to cross dress, complete with makeover, wig, fake boobs, and pretend to be an immobile sex doll while my woman plays with me.
Maybe one of these days. :)
