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02 Apr 2012 7:49AM
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Aliens abducted me from my trailer park abode and replace my penis with an alien prosthesis. They told me to impregnate as many women as possible so that my alien seed would co-mingle with human DNA. They were researchers who wanted to track genetic drift in the human gene pool. They also gave me the super-powers of dancing and rapping.

My name is Kevin Federline.

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02 Apr 2012 8:25AM

oh fuck..why don't god wipe the entire united states of the face of the earth..why?
no good ever come out of that stinking place.

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02 Apr 2012 8:30AM

And what super master country do you come from then smart boy?

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02 Apr 2012 6:50PM

i'm no boy.
and what country i'm from is no subject for you.
all you need to know is that my country is way better then usa and that's it basically.

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04 Apr 2012 6:37AM

So basically you live in the country of Fantasy Land
Alpha-Omega

CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)

Creater of the Faptastic Four

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02 Apr 2012 6:03PM

Your fuck'd up

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02 Apr 2012 6:31PM

I can dance, I can sing, I can procreate. I am a triple-threat.

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02 Apr 2012 8:20PM

proof positive Darwin was wrong...

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04 Apr 2012 5:44AM

My boys will conquer the world with bad hip=hop and dance moves. They learnt well from their pappa!

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