I confess (well I guess I confess wanting to do something and regret not having done it, oh well) anyway I used to work as a maintenance man for a slumlord. I'd get sent out to these shithole apartments in this shit hole town every day with no money to do the projects and I'd always just make up excuses why it'd take me weeks to do jobs that could take hours(it was because my boss was a cheap fag/degenerate drug addict who spent all his money on Oxy and Vicodin, which he'd also send me to buy for him every day) and a few of the shitty apartments were rented to HOT females, one was a huge slut, drug addict and alcoholic and was SO hot, skinny, young 22-ishy, long dark hair, she had a kid but no baby's daddy (probably didn't know who's it was) and the kid was never around because child services was always taking it away (probably for her putting out cigarettes on the kids arms lol) I didn't fuck that girl because I didn't trust her not to tell people, and she sort of knew my wife. But I did go all through her apartment, swiped some of her stash, went through her computer and got lots of good slutty pics (which I didn't save, I know I know I'm sorry!) and went through all her underwear and DAMN there were some nice pieces in there, very slutty, along with a ton of rubbers, lube and a dildo (of course) nice to know if I did fuck her she'd at least be clean, probably wide as the grand canyon but probably clean.
The other girl I regret not fucking lived in the house RIGHT NEXT TO ME... She was early 20's shorter, had HUGE breast implants and like 4-5 kids... and when she moved in she had a nigger living with her. Pretty soon they'd trashed the place, had the kids taken away and the nigger went back to Africa or Harlem or wherever they disappear off to in the night, excuse me one second (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ... omg lol ok I'm finished) So anyways I knew they were huge drunks, smokers (who isn't?), and she was obviously always DTF. After Kunta Kinte moved out she hit rock bottom and was high as fuck off Vicodin, Percs and Oxy all the time, I'd come over and she'd be passed out on her rent a center couch mumbling incoherently. One time she came on to me and asked if I wanted to fuck her, and I don't know why the fuck I didn't!!! I mean realistically I'm married but I'll stick my dick in anything, especially a doped out little slut like that with 10,000 bucks worth of D cups. So alas I didn't, waited for them to be well on their way out of squatting and stole all the rest of the drugs they had in their house. The end. Yep, just a partial confession, could have gotten laid or at least blown a few times by some bored sluts so I guess i took the high road there, but a word of advice (motherless: good place to get advice from?) If you see an opportunity TAKE IT! Especially if you're in a contracting/plumbing field like that, hit those medicine cupboards the fuck up! Some bored girl wants to fuck, get to work son! Alrighty, I gotta go have a cigarette, peace out boy scouts.
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Bingo! Found a shot of the one that used to live right next to me, that was so fucked up on pills I debated for a second or two if I should bother calling 911.
I guess the pay may suck, but you sure do have some perks that come with the job...Ha Ha !!
Indeed I did, aside from not moving in on the semi-nasty pussy, over the course of three-four years a lot of tenants left stuff behind, I scored an XBOX 360, a Wii, a Sony Vaio, a few PS2's, a ton of Wii, PS2 and XBOX 360 games, more outdated Dells and other cheap desktops and monitors than I could count, a big box of Magic cards I gave away, a few cheap guitars and amps, a ton of drug paraphernalia and swiped quite a lot of RX medications, a lot of times hen the Rent a center repo men came to pick up whatever was left behind that the scumbags didn't steal they'd give me some shit but nothing very good aside from an entertainment center I use to this day.
Some days I'd go to "work" and I'd just go into unoccupied apartments and either take a nap or just spend all day smoking up. Good times good times. Too bad I moved.
Refreshingly realistic!! Life in the streets. Nicely told, bro! But if it happens again, get some of that pussy, wouldja??
dude why would you stick your where some nigger has already been
I'm in the Apartment Maintenance field as well and all his stories are 100% plausible. I lost count of how many times I've passed up ass from my residents. I'm with a higher end property management company so none of the strung out chick stories but plenty of bored house wive, lonely single girls, high end escorts, strippers and my favorite the bored girls in the building offices. My manager at the time made it a building rule "no relations with the residents", the paycheck made it worth passing up. Two stories come to mind that I'll try to sum up:
1. Once a known stripper called us because her shower rod fell, towel rack pulled out of the wall and the toilet seat was broken.. All in one night. I walked in and she was still drunk and naked on the bed vibrator laying next to her, I turned to leave but she said stay and apologize about the damage. Saying that she had a little too much fun after work. I was installing the new seat when she walked over (wearing a nighty at this point) and leaned over me to get something off the shelf above the toilet and started pushing her pussy into my shoulder... Fucking hell it was tough not to just turn and go to town on her. I finished the repairs and despite all the "hints" I had to leave.
2. A while back I was a contractor and at this particular time I was finishing off a basement for a small family. Both the homeowners had long commutes so they had a babysitter meet the kids after they got off the bus and as summer started she would come watch them from time to time during the day. My interaction was limited to her asking if I wanted a drink once in a while but nothing more than that. As I wrapped up the job she randomly started doing laundry for them during the day, she would pop down here and there starting the wash then folding the clean. I noticed she would linger around longer and longer making up small talk but her being 14 I kind of just dismissed her as a chatty teen. When it came time to move the washer/dryer into the new location as I was running them to test for leaks-issues she came down and sat on the washer while it was running. The convo turned strangely to the idea of her dating the older kid she was watching (think he was 11?), I made one comment "that would be weird you dating the kid you babysit", she opened her legs (that's when I noticed the short shorts and blue panties between her legs) she replied "I can date him, I like older guys". I hesitated, reached over her to turn off the washer and she pulled me between her legs grinding her pussy into my dick... A few things flashed through my head.. Jail, My girlfriend leaving me, loosing the rest of the neighborhood contracts, loosing my final payment on this job... I put my hand on her thigh and politely said "I can't". I turned the washer back on, she stayed there till the cycle was done then went back up stairs. I honestly to this day think she got off on the washer but I didn't stay in the room to watch.. I regret that part but not the turning down jail time. I finished up the project and moved into the next where a family had an 11yr old girl that stayed home by her self through the summer months... That's a whole other story.
I have tons of stories from my years as a plumber to home contractor to apartment maintenance. I echo the OP's statement but add it's the perfect perv's work but I'd say be smart about it, loosing everything for some ass no matter how spectacular it is.. It's not worth it.
