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10 Apr 2020 11:48PM
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About 250 years ago , my great, great, great, great,great, grandfather (he was really that great of a guy) had a vision of the future. At that particular moment in time, he and a few decent, hardworking men were busy building communities in the South , cause where else could decent hardworking people live. Anywho, in his vision he saw a great nation populated by people who loved sports. He thought to himself, that sports would be good entertainment for decent, hardworking people. So to help this vision become a reality, he knew that he had to find someone to play these sports , because decent, hardworking people don't have time to play games. He searched the world over until he found a continent populated by people who hated to work , but might be able to play sports. Boy was he ever right. He created a fictional story of needing these people to work the farms , so he started importing these people from Africa. So if you enjoy sports, just remember to thank my great×5 grandfather. You see , we weren't pro slavery, we were pro sports.

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