I love masturbating outside on the public beach.
I put on a provocative outfit, oil up, settle in and when the spectators are there I start my show.
I'm a complete exhibitionist. It's my passion

Hey everybody, I got laid off thinking about doing a cam show with me and my wife. $40 for 45 minutes give or take. It would be pov style mostly but not all of it. Blow job, pussy job with want on her, fingering pussy and ass, good penetration view wile fucking. Cream pie, baby oil all over her. Kinda like the video attached. She isn’t 100% sure so it might be foyer style with her thinking I’m making a video. It would be next week during the day wile the kids are at school. Toy show to start wile watching porn. I’d like 10 people or more, cash app before you join the chat.

I have a fantasy
Innocently sharing a bed with my innocent niece who's come home wasted on alcohol and mdma.
She gets in my bed and goes into an unconscious state which initially annoys me.
However her fidgeting throughout the night wakes me and unaware of her actions starts backing her pert little ass into my crotch and also keeps opening her legs wide revealing the perfect pussy mound hidden behind a very sexy thong. I can't help but get the stiffest boner ever.
I gently give her a nudge to check she's totally out of it. My male urge gets the better of me. No one will ever know. I lock the door pull back the bed sheets to reveal the cutest most perfect body that only 2 years ago was that of a pre pubescent girl.. I snother my swollen tip with oil. Pull her thong to one side. Not only is it as smooth as glass. It has a lovely little cupid tattooed just above the pierced clit. 
I'm not going to Penettrate so I slide my cock in between her perfectly formed and slightly moist pussy. I make no apologies.  2 rubs and my cock erupts with what seemed like a gallon on otgasmiic semen. 
Whats your thoughts

Finally convinced my co-worker to let me tie her ankles, oil her soles, and rub my cock on her feet in exchange for other "favors." What else should I do to this petite blonde ?

Who would creampie this fat 22 yo retard? Her dad is reading the comments. Personally I'd cover her face up with a bag while I sat on her fat stomach and wollered her oiled up lard tits around my dick.

She's Motherless now, but I'm going to change that!

I’ve never met anyone like this slut, and I’m trying to change her status from being motherless to a mother. I’ve had threesomes with her and a few of her friends, and she’s open to about anything.
I met her through a mutual friend and we hit it off immediately. She actually walked up to me and initiated the conversation, and in no time our faces were attached and our tongues were darting around each other’s mouths. I’ve been fucking her (and her friends) for 5 months now, but it seems we’re getting a bit more serious and prefer more one on one time. I used to wear condoms with her for the first few weeks we fucked, but she now insists that condoms are a barrier to our intimacy, and I agree with her.
I’ve fallen for her, and she says she’s deeply in love with me – that she’s obsessed and addicted to me… it’s fucked up because I feel the same way about her. It’s like we can’t get enough of each other. I started to creampie her because she “wants to take me with her when we’re not together,” and when we are with each other we can’t keep our hands off of each other. She has the same porn interests as me, and sometimes we even browse this website together – so she suggested “let’s give all the horny motherfuckers a show.”
In this picture I groped her tits and fucked her (she took the pic so she could see things from my point of view). I also oiled up her body a bit. The second picture is the nice load I left inside of her dripping out of her unbelievably tight cunt. Her natural tits are so soft, like clouds. Her skin is perfect.
“I’m going to breed you,” I said as my cock was thrusting in and out of her wet pussy.
“Breed this bitch, I’m yours!” she panted, taking my cock with a smile as her legs locked around my back.
I think I’m going to ask her to marry me. My cock is so fucking hard just writing this, and I wish I could leave work and go to her place and fuck her – but unfortunately I have to wait until I get off!
Everything about her is sweet. A lot of the women I’ve gone down on definitely have a smell and a bitter taste, not her – it’s fucking sweet as a peach – like fucking honey. When she cums all over my face, she loses control of her body, and it’s so wonderful to see. Her sexy tits bounce and jiggle, and I have to pin her down as her legs squeeze my head in her uncontrolled orgasmic state.
I used to have issues thinking my dick was too small (it’s 6.5 inches), but after being with her and the way she builds me up – she assures me that it’s nice and thick and fits perfectly in her pussy.
So tonight, I might fuck her and take her out to eat. She’s hinted at being with me forever – so maybe this weekend I can find a ring to put around her finger.
Thanks for listening to my rant – I’m just overwhelmed with being obsessed with this goddess.
And no, before anyone asks I’m not into sharing her with other men. She’s bisexual so any fucking around she’s doing is with other women and I’m usually a part of it (although we seem way more invested in creating a monogamous relationship than we were before at this point).

I saw a photo on here of a woman with her tits clamped with steel oil filter strap wrenches. I showed it to my wife who also thought it was hot. I ordered a few online and we had some fun with them the other night. Enjoy! 

Strap wrench clamp on wife's tits

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Barbeque Skills

My ex and family members loved my grilled salmon.

[Salmon is an oily fish. So if you overcook it a bit then it's no problem. It doesn't get dried out quickly like other meats will. It's almost hard to fuck up.]

A decade before that a lot of guys gave me props for my grilling skills.

[A lot of guys would come over to the house because my sister was very attractive. They were happy to be there. And they'd have given me props if i gave them McDonalds.]

My point is that i don't really have "Barbeque Skills!!!" I am very limited! I know a basic thing or two.

And if someone sent me the worlds greatest marinade or barbeques sauce then i'd be afraid to use it. I fear that i'd fuck it up.

Context: Someone gave me some great barbeque Marinades/Sauces. And will be going back to that person seeking specifically how to use these products. If I need go get some pork chops, steaks, onion and/or whatever then that is perfectly fine and I’ll be grateful for the advice.

My current "go to" barbeque is seasoning thighs. cover them and oil. Sear on Barbeque.

Take off the grill add to a casserole dish with sweet sticky barbeque sauce. Bake slow and low at 350 or so.

chicken thighs

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Kind of difficult to fuck up, methinks.

Cute and oiled up 

any body want to see my chubby wife put oil on her big body

Rope, oil, and dick