If you've ever encountered a conversation similar to the following conversation, just know that it was me. ASL is the single WORST conversation starter. Get a fucking imagination and typing skills you fucking losers.

To the rest of you, have a great day!

http://logs.omegle.com/4c90d3

I confess, i do this kinda chat on omegle sometimes, but when i feel like it, i go overboard and crazy like this, towards the end. Not very long, but hoping you're entertained:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like daddy.
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: 19 f
You: 41 m
You: how are you?
Stranger: I'm good~ how about you~?
You: pretty good, now that i'm talking to such a p^beautiful little girl ;)
You: i'm john, by the way
Stranger: I'm kayley~ nice to meet you~! *smiles*
You: nice to meet you kayley
You: *smiles back*
Stranger: *giggles happily, and snuggles close to you*
You: *holds you close to me*
You: lovely laugh
Stranger: *smiles up at you, and snuggles close* Thank you~ *kisses your cheek* mwah~!
You: thank you for that kiss
Stranger: you're welcome~
You: *shifts a bit around*
You: *trying to hide my getting hard
Stranger: *blinks, wiggling my hips a bit* daddy~ what are you doing~?
You: oh, nothing sweety
Stranger: you keep moving~.... It's cuz it's hot, huh~? *pout* it's been so hot lately~! Can we go snuggle in your room, please, daddy~?
You: sure, honey
You: it's been kinda hot, after all, it's been summer
You: but it's not gona be so hot much longer
You: winter's coming
Stranger: *nod* I know~ *stands, and takes your hand* Come on~
You: *stands up and let myself be dragged by you*
Stranger: *Takes you up to your room, where it's much cooler* haa~! There we go~! *lays on your bed. waits for your back to face me, before quickly ducking under the covers, hiding and giggling, my toes peeking out*
You: oh? where has my little girl gone?
You: shemust've disappeared!
You: hmmm... now where could she be...
Stranger: *giggles, still hiding. My toes wiggle happily, as I curl up further under the blankets*
You: maybe in the...closet?! *quickly opens it, then sighs when nobody's in there
You: nothing, just old fur coats...
Stranger: *giggles again, a bit louder, before quickly covering my mouth with both hands*
You: wait a minute
Stranger: *gasps softly, instantly quieting myself*
You: since when do i have any fur coats?
Stranger: *giggles again, wishing I could see, but I can't*
You: *tries pushing the coats away, only seeing more coats
You: what the...
You: *steps into the closet, wading through the coats, one by one
You: *suddenly steps out into a forest, covered in snow, illuminated by a sole lamp post
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
You: I'M IN FUCKING NARNIA!
Stranger: ..... *slowly peeks out from blankets* .....?
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S ASLAN!
You: FUCK YEAH, I'M RIDING A LIONGOD!
Stranger: ...... *slowly gets up, and shuts the closet* .... you have fun, daddy.... I'm taking your credit cards for a work out, if you're not gonna play with ME
You: START READIN SOME FUCKING BOOKS; BITCH!
You: I DONT NEED CREDIT CARDS IN NARNIA!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I KNOW ABOUT NARNIA, ASSHOLE
Stranger: I READ THE SERIES
You: THEN WHY AREN'T YOU IN HERE YET?! IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
Stranger: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!!!

Sup' motherfuckers,

I am a sick fuck demented pervert just like you.... and I feel I need to share this shit to increase the perverted-ness of the internet.

Like many of you will know, Omegle is a great place to chat and play with girls of all ages. Trouble is, the bitches can be picky.

Found a great way to get the girls to chat/play. So simple too... for just £14.99 I can send a pdf.

Only joking, "secret" below :)

Black out your camera and talk to them. I told you it was simple.

Ask ASL etc, Compliment them. Ask them to show tattoo's etc. They ask to see your camera and then you show your tattoo's but so they can see your dick bulging through boxers. Conversation soon hots up. Change conversation depending on your physical attributes.

My "advantage" is that I do have a posh accent from England. Some girls lap that shit up. Not all, but some. Increases the odds in my favour.

6 mutual flashes/plays today. 5 mutual yesterday. To me that is a lot and increased my "win" ratio massively.

Thought I would share. Try it :)

If you already knew this shit - I judge you for not sharing. May rape bestow upon your anus x

Haterz gonna hate - don't judge my perverted desires you mother lusting cum receptacle x

Yours sincerely,

Demented Sex beast

P.S

Not one girl saw my face either... win win.

LOLOL this guy doesn't know a trol when he sees one.

You: hey asl
Stranger: m
You: how old
Stranger: 23
You: oh.. wanna be my daddy-bear?
Stranger: u like role play
You: daddy whats role playing?
You: i just wanna play wit my little alligator trapping device
Stranger: u play sex roles like school girl and cheerleader
Stranger: stuff like that
You: daddy just tickle me and quit asking me so many questions
Stranger: i walk towards u say sorry daddy dont punish me
You: its gonna be time for my nape in my carmal candy box daddy
Stranger: i say sit on my lap
You: daddy whats this?
Stranger: i kiss u and grab your ass
You: daddy! no!
You: I grab a frying pan and start cooking some eggs
Stranger: i go behind u I kiss your neck and start to play wit your tits I say u want me to stop
You: daddy what are you doing touching my itty bitty boobies?! youll feel the kleenex's i blow my nose with!
You: I turn around and face you
You: daddy, someday, I wanna be an astronaut and fight Zorg on the moon daddy!
Stranger: Shure but today u go to the room put on a tight sexy outfit on
You: like which one daddy? my sexy little buzz lightyear one grandma bought me?
Stranger: your tightest pear of pants and smallest shirt u have
Stranger: how old are u
You: daddy you dont know how old I am?!?!?! Im ashamed of you being my father!
You: i sit on the floor and begin to pout and start singing phil collins
Stranger: I say come here
You: Fine daddy! I get up and walk like the hunchback of notre dame over to you
You: this turn you on daddy
You: oooohhhh yeaaaah my big hunchback
Stranger: i say I forgot I'm sory now how old
You: im 12 daddy
You: and now youve made me burn my eggs!
You: i go to the stove.. yup! ruined! now i gotta put em on my butt daddy!
You: you wanna eat the burnt eggs of my wittle cute butt daddy
Stranger: I say come over here I got a better idea lets go to the bedroom
You: fine! im bringing my eggs tho
Stranger: u bend over to pick something up I slap your ass
You: daddy! that hurt! next time this happens I'm calling John Cena!
Stranger: i grab u I have something for u to do
You: is it clipping grandpas toenails again? let me get the chainsaw... I skip outside to the shed and start to look for the chainsaw
You: oh no!
You: a pterodactyl swoops down and snatches me up!
Stranger: i say to make u mad u really 12
You: I have crazy sex with it instead of you
You: Fin.

Omegle is awesome! A quick side note: I'm in my late 20's, straight, and an ex gf got me into like prostate play, but I have NO interest in men. If you haven't tried it, you don't know what you're missing. And I don't want to hear anything about gay here. I just don't care. Just like there will be no pictures here.

So just a few nights ago I decided to go on omegle and play with some of my toys. I usually do unmonitored video section and hope a girl pops up. I usually have a bigger dildo out and girls always do a double take when seeing it. Then about two thirds of the girls usually want to see me play with the dildo and get fucked by it. It's fun having a young girl watch and be amazed at it. But eventually it get old with 99% of the others just guys with dicks out. So that's when I start going to the texting section where you can pick topics.

For a while at first I started using the topics bi and lesbian, but I found most girls in the lesbian section have no interest in a guy with toys. That's when I started doing just bi/bisexual topics. The first thing I'd say to every match was "I'm over here playing with my toys (;" and ask for their asl. If it's a guy, on to the next, but if its a girl the fun begins again. Usually I say I'm 18-21.

There's a lot of younger girls there, but this is about a girl I found who's 18. She told me her asl and she ended up being in the same state as me. We narrowed it down closer and closer, until turned out she lives in the same city, about 20 minutes away! I kept an image of the chat record and will post a copy of the conversation, but to summarize it, I told her I was 21 and she really liked the idea of me playing with my toys, and that even she'd like to ride the the long 12" double dildo with me. I tried to get her to text me but she didn't want to give her number out to a stranger. So after we talked a bit more, I asked if she had a toe we could talk on later. That's when omegle crapped out on us with "technical difficulties"!

I was a bit pissed at omegle there but hoped something would happen. I kept scrolling through new partners, pasting my "playing with toys" line, and after a few minutes, I found her again!

Our second conversation went very differently. I found out she has a beautiful name, and from there it went from talking about her little vibrator, to anime, and 50 Shades of Grey. And by the end of a much longer conversation, she decided she was pleasantly surprised and that I wasn't a stranger anymore. She decided she wanted to text now.

That was three nights ago I believe (it's hard to tell because we've been staying up texting til 3-5am each night) and we've been getting very sweet and flirting with each other. Then last night, when she had a sleep over with her cousin, little sister, and a friend all in her bed, our texts started turning into heavy sexting. But she couldn't do anything for being squished between two girls in bed. By the end of the night she was telling me how wet her pussy was for me, that she was in agony not being able to relieve herself, and when she knew how excited she was getting me, she begged me to cumm for her. I did, and after some more flirting, she wanted me to cum again for her, telling me how much she wants to help take care of me and clean me off with her mouth and that I can only imagine what she's going to do when she finally gets real a taste. After she made me cum twice last night, she starts talking about how turned on she got me by thinking about "taking and spanking her naughty ass" (her words) and now I can't wait to find out what's going to happen next.

Now we've been flirting more and more heavily over the days and building up to getting together. She really wanted to see fireworks together and get a fourth of July kiss but we're both too busy that night, so instead now she can't wait for what I told her would be our own personal private fireworks that we could make. But I still have to tell her I'm ten years older than her, not three, and I'm still wondering if she'll love it or hate it. But from our texts, I think it's going to be a good surprise for her.

I'm going to go through the two logs of our chat next and edit out a few details. Then I'll post them for you guys to enjoy too.

But first, just how awesome omegle is... Another girl I met that same day there, that I won't go into much detail about, told me she was a virgin and a bit young, and she was very curious to see what dildos looked like. I toe'd her some pics and videos, telling her how good it feels when she finally get to stretch that pussy and ass to take something. At first she was curious, then said it looked kind of gross and dirty seeing anal for the first time, but shortly after she's asking me to teach her where her clit is and show her more of my toys... now that's a awesome toe log that I'm saving with pics that motherless won't approve of. d:

And that's it for now!

I want a hot c2c session please reply with your msn addy and asl. im 19 m uk

I want a hot c2c session please reply with your msn addy and asl. im 19 m uk

Hi all, I'm just looking for people with real life incest experience to chat about our stories with. Must be open minded person. Message me and include asl and who you have had experience with. Will respond with my YIM if I would like to chat.

im looking for any dirty lil playthings to use and explore different fetishes with up for online, text or real meets send me your msn or yahoo addy now you asl and i will get back to you.

I am in pretty deeeep shit.

Thing is I hang out on Omegle. Nothing fancy so far, ASL, bla bla...

Fact is I have a girlfriend and we've been together a couple of years. We're happy, it's good, the Omegle visits are for my entertainment.

Aaaand...I ran into a married woman there. We chatted, we started chatting via email, she's sent photos, we cybered a LOT and now she's pretty into me (her husband knows apparently and they're now enjoying a more vigorous sex life). The time difference between us is LARGE.
I don't want my girlfriend finding out about this...and I don't want to just ditch this woman case she really cares someway for me.

Yes, I know it's stupid, but thing is I just don't really want to be a larger ass than I already am. I have put off sending pics of me to her just in case they end up somewhere and my gf finds them and wonders why they're there (I never post pictures of myself online).

So yeah...rock and hard place.
I could just disappear and hope for the best for the one I'm cybering with.

i confess this is the worst cyber experience ive eever had

Stranger: asl

You: 21/?/usa

Stranger: 20 f us

You: cool

You: im a guy btw most girls dont ask asl

Stranger: ok

You: so how are you tonight? or morning depending on where u are

Stranger: im doing goodtonight

You: cool. so are you on omegle for random chat or more?

You: just asking so i know where to take this cause im fine either way

Stranger: idk are you up for more ;)

You: depends on a few things.

You: 1. being your age

You: which is good

You: 2. being if i get to see a pic of what im doing mroe with. not a deal breaker but deff a bonus

Stranger: what about my age

You: cant be too careful with underage fake cops

You: but your 20 so its all good

You: so what are you up for?

Stranger: sorry im on an iPhone so i cant send you a pic

You: oh its okay.

Stranger: what do you want to do

You: well start by telling me what your wearing? is it sexy panties?

You: are you in a club or somethin

Stranger: ill do anything

You: you laying on your bed?

Stranger: im wearing very sexy panties and im at a club i guess

You: oh. see that cute guy on your left?

You: just imagine thats me

You: wearing a short skirt and fuck me heels?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: oh yeah

You: well i walk over and whisper in your ear. in a minute follow me into the bathroom as i slide my hand up your legs cupping it over your pussy and pressing against your mound. i gently bite your earlobe and walk away

You: you follow me?

Stranger: i try and find you and when i do i tell you to come back to the bathroom andfinsh what you started

You: (i went to the bathroom that was in the dancefloor)

You: i waiting at the door and i push you against the wall one leg between yours rubbing my thigh against you. as i lean in and begin kissing you. my tongue darting in and twinign around yours

Stranger: i tell you to fuck me

You: i press my chest against yours and run a hand up your stomach underneath your stomach cupping a tit in one hand as i knead my thing against you

You: i tell you to pull my cock out as i reach down under your skirt and pull your panties off

Stranger: you cum all overmy pussy

You: wow thats a premature ejaculation lol

Stranger: lol so then your all undressed

You: you unzip my pants and take my hard cock out. its thick and about 8 inches long. i lift your skirt up and thrust into your wet pussy. you wrap your legs around my waist while i begin kissing you again and thrusting. it ake a free hand and ebgin rubbing your clit

Stranger: and so am i

You: (are you really twenty?)

Stranger: then i askyou if i can suck your dick