dont deport illegal aliens

I love this scene in the alien movie with Sigourney weaver 

Sigourney weaver is absolutely underrated in alien

Gf drunkenly says she wants two dicks in her.

Do you think I could pick up an illegal alien and give him a job and it will be worthwhile for her? I've heard Mexicans aren't big but aren't Asian or Indian small?

POOR SLUT, gets rekt during an alien invasion!!

I confess I wish I could be abducted by aliens and held as a sex slave, being continually raped and impregnated with hundreds of eggs, my guts being stretched and distended, feeling maggot-like alien forms writhing inside me and birthing them, being made to grow tits full of milk, feeding them, suckling them, and feeling them crawl back inside my guts to incubate. I know I’m a sick perverted fuck, but I cum so hard when I imagine this. 

I bought an anal snake online, it arrived today. So I tried it out immediately. It’s about 25 inches long and quite slim. It went in with no real issue, honestly I could barely feel it and thought I should have bought the bigger one. All the way in to the base. I decided to leave it in. Now I’m sitting here as my guts relax, I can feel it inside of me. It’s almost like trapped wind. There’s something alien inside of me, a foreign body deep in my guts. I feel it in my belly. I feel like I need to do a big fart to be honest. But I’m not going to. I’m going to keep it inside of me and masturbate later when I’m alone. Fuck my pussy knows what’s happening and is getting wet.

Way to go Ridley Scott. With actress 'Noomi Rapace' could have had a new hot tight looking female lead who could have built up some abs to take over as the Sigourney Weaver Ripley of this generation when you made Prometheus in 2012. Say what you will about that film but the Ancient Aliens backstory was intriguing that didn't at all just milk on the 'Aliens' character like most reboot/prequels would. But then what did you do? You make the sequel 'Alien Covenent' that kills Noomi off fucking screen and tries to re-write the entire Prometheus backstory so you can MILK the Aliens character. But then you did add in that complete random shower sex scene so that's proof your dick still works.

But pic related is the hero we deserved to cream over for a proper sequel.

There is a lot of things that can hang over a mans head, but this one thing gets on my nerves and makes my blood boil so quickly it has actively enraged me just by thinking about it.

I tried to condense this down but I don’t want to rant. Long story short I have had to leave my local kink community due to the mere existence of this couple. I have my problems with people but in the community they never made anything so bad I couldn’t go and enjoy myself with the people I came to know as friends, especially the community leaders who welcomed and accepted me.

Well this couple, mainly the woman, loses her mind over money and living situations affecting my GF and myself, and ends up completely traumatizing my GF to the point she cannot physically be in the woman’s presence without fearing for her own safety. The only thing that saved the situation from being handled physically was by one of the community leaders who is a close friend managing to negotiate a resolution.

This arrangement meant we would swap weekends at the local community parties to try to make sure nothing else happened And it worked for about 2 months. However in the words of another community member who I agree with, we were being punished for this whore’s actions and not any fault of our own. But the community leaders both don’t want any drama, and do not see that the woman in question is crazy and not safe for the community.

It eventually ends up so now mr and my GF can’t go back to the community anymore, as I refuse to go without her, and she won’t go with the woman present. The bitch makes herself available due to her being unemployed, so she can always come to the parties. Even not being there it is very obvious she is trying to make herself a community leader by merely sleeping with or dominating anyone and everyone around her. I also have a suspicion that she has probably told everyone it was my or my GF fault that we won’t come, or explained away why we haven’t shown up in 3 months as us being some sort of monsters. And yes, you read that right, neither of us have been out to our local kink community for over 3 months due to this crazy bitch. They also make appearances at my work, without warning, to visit my boss who is a community leader.

This whole situation, is what causes my switch to flip from calm to pissed in a second. I’ve sat on this unable to do anything about it for now the better part of 6 months. It makes my hatred for her, the pure rage I feel towards this woman. I can’t take this lying down anymore, but I can’t do anything about it without either alienating myself even more from the community or getting myself banned from it altogether. But I can’t let this crazy whore ruin the community for me and my GF, or get off on being insane.

I know people probably didn’t read this far, but if you did thanks for that. If anyone else has any thoughts on this tell in the comments and maybe what I should do.

My wife is waiting for the alien cocks

Something happened to me last night. I was asleep when I was awoken by A flash of light and some kind of alien was putting A long tube up my ass. The next thing I knew I passed out and woke up with A really sore asshole. It's true, they are out there!!!!!