Shall we save the whale?

What does this sound like to you? Have a discussion going on with someone I say this sounds like a breakup note and she thinks it's all a sarcastic hate note. 

That's why your car is at the house... you two are going to do whatever it is you want to do to make your busted up life feel whole again, and everyone else will be left to pay for it, like they always have had to do. If he fucks up my shit, oh well.... kills me? Great! Puts me out of my misery and saves me from smelling your fish twat and seeing your sag-a-tartar sweaty tuna tit again... but oh, fuck.... the times I just wanted to sit there and motor boat those floppy beluga beached whales with my I throbbing dick requiring popsicle sticks and duct tape just to keep it hard in the lack of erection that you would achieve for me... But come to think of it the impulsive vomiting that I would start inducing might stay from the smell from you know a good time to the good memories they won't be missed

Looking for specific photo of this whore.

Same outfit as this, same location, almost definitely took it at the same time. Except instead of showing her ass, she’s showing the front.

It’s my white whale

there was this huge whale tit slut at the bar i met a few months ago brought her back to my friends basement where i was crashing at the time, and told her wrap her huge tits around the pole for scale. lmaooo. i crack myself up!!

Looking for the video of a young couple fucking on the bed. It was a blonde girl with a Hispanic guy. The wall I believe had dolphins or whales. Cant seem to find it anymore on here.

What are the top three songs that Sperm whales love to hear? Number one, Cum Together. Number two, Cum as you are. And number three, Dont cum around here.

Last weekend I decided that it was past time to get my boat out on the water. I'll skip the small details. Anyway, while I was still within sight of shore , I cut the engine and dropped anchor. Then I took my shirt and shoes off , and dove in. Right away I could tell there was something different about the water. It was really cloudy, and 10 times as salty. Cum to find out , I was swimming in the middle of a pod of sperm whales . Go figure.

So little story. Got to work this afternoon to find a new girl. At first I didn't recognise her but she remembered me. We talk for a bit and I remember her from school all those years ago. Now let me tell you she is not a stick and come to think of it she's not a whale. Red hair and a nicee fat ass you could fuck all day and night. But the best bit is her tits! Size of fucking watermelons. Anyway she got back to work and I started mine. A few hour later she clocking off and what do I see before me? Well because of her button shirt I saw her full tit just right there out in the open. Bone. She looked over to me and smiled. I got home to find a friend request and checked her profile out. Been wanking since 9. I've had a few drink and I feel a little brave. Should I message her? Ask for nudes? I have a wife and she is seeing a friend of a friend. Any advice is greatly appreciated

I confess that the ONLY thing I'm going to miss about the company I work for (when I leave it in a few weeks for another job) will be coming in every day and being able to gawk at my super sexy 26 yo female co-worker's perfect ass! Fixing my eyes on its perfection as she walks by me or I walk by her has been one of the highlights of my day since she started working at my company, especially those rare moments when she's bending over and you can see her whale tail!

Recently I've become obssessed with stealing and wearing my friends wife's panties, every time I'm over she leaves them on the floor. Last time she left them on the kitchen counter and she's always bending over in front of me showing me her whale tale. I went over to there house to help trim out a bedroom last week. Know one was there so I borrowed a pair and as usual I was rock hard, they had a netting material see through pink front, thong. I put them on and started masturbating. I turned around and there was his wife smiling, she came home from work early and here I was. "Don't go anywhere and leave those on or I'll tell everyone what a sissy you are," I wanted to leave but I figured what could be worse. When she came back, she is 5'8 pale skinned natural D cup, she works out constantly and has a firm tight ass, I was speechless. She was wearing thigh high leather boots, a cupless braw with a clamps on her nipple's and chain conceding them. She had a black leather thong on and something I couldn't make out in her hand, she walked in pulled my still hard cock out of her panties, she began giving me the best blow job of my life but ribut before I could cum she stopped. And then I noticed what was in her hand, I'm 6'1 athletic build my cock is 8'5 fully erect and thick, she slid on a harness and turned around, she had a 9' black strapon hanging from it. I protested but she knew she had me, she told me to turn around and grab my ankles. I didn't want anyone to find out, so I did as she commanded. She lifted it between my ass cheeks and teased for a while and then started to slid it in, it hurt at first but then it felt pretty good, she reached around and started to play with my cock. It didn't take long and I was ready, she pulled out and commanded me to her bedroom and to lay on my back. Again she teased and then began to thrust in and out of me, I played with her tits a while and she grabbed at my cock, she hit my prostate and I could no longer take it, the most intense orgasm I've ever felt overcame me, stream after stream of cum shot from my cock she slowed her pace and pulled out. She tape my balls with her hand "Well now that those are empty," she pulled the harness off, "I can get back to work, clean yourself up, if your good maybe next week you can fuck me." I've been at there house everyday at lunch time waiting in her panties.

I am a 41 year old divorced mom of 3. My oldest son (20) just moved back into my house after breaking up with his girlfriend.

Our relationship has always been very close and affectionate. He was the one who finally stood up to my ex husband after years of verbal abuse and pressured me to leave him.

Since that situation he has always been living on his own. This is the first time we have been living under the same roof. The problem is... Since he stood up for me the dynamic of our relationship has changed. i went from seeing him as my little boy and started to recognize the man he had become. 6'4, athletic, traditionally handsome.

Well one thing has led to another and I started to have very strong sexual feelings towards him. I quite honestly ache thinking about having him inside me everytime I see him.

He walks around my house wearing just boxer briefs that show the outline of his cock. I don't know what to do with myself.

This is what led me to this website. I've been reading through some of these and the General consensus seems to be that it's every boys fantasy to be with his mother. Which makes me just want to go for it.... But what about after, what if he says no. I couldn't handle losing my son over something like this.

I've gained some weight over the years and looking at the girls that he brings home with him, I look like a disgusting whale next to them. Any advice would be appreciated.