Lying naked in my hotel room, rubbing, dying for a bj.  Perhaps tonight try to find asian massage or hooker to help.  Would take one from any willing mouth though.

Fucking in massage parlour Asian slut !

One more quick confession. My wife and I live in a small town. When people fly out to visit it's a hassle. 2hr drive in good traffic to pick them up in the city... 4hr nightmare if traffic hits. Mother in Law wants to fly out, see her daughter, see the grandkids, all that jazz. We are nice to each other but I'm not her favorite person. Wife doesn't want the drive, so I'm stuck with it. For anyone who doesn't know, airlines are a fucking mess right now. I do the 2hr run to the city. 1/2 way there I get the text telling me she missed her connection, was delayed, new flight number... Would've been great to know a few hours ago... I get a bite, get gas, realize I've got a 3hr plus wait and we're hitting rush hour when we head home. But my plan was get down there, maybe get lucky, maybe she's early. An hour later I'm near the airport and I have time to kill.

And that's when I saw the sign. Most massage parlors are Asian. This one was Latina, based on the name. I find a bank and pull out cash. Then I'm set. Go back, park,  head in, beautiful Colombian greets me, massive natural rack. I don't have an appointment. They're not busy. She shows me the lineup and the others are equally stunning. Some shorter, some taller, some thinner, some thicker, all hot. I ask about a 2 girl massage. Double the price but hey you only live once. I pick Maria, the one who first greeted me, and let her pick the 2nd. While Maria was tall, thick and curvy, Jackie. was petite with a tight ass and a decent rack.

Table shower was a bit random. One did the water, other did the soap, lots of hands everywhere, then a rinse, flip, repeat. The actual massage was really well done. Each girl picked a side and did their thing. Lots of Spanish. I know Spanish so that helped. They giggled a lot. Maria admitted she was into shorter women. Jackie liked taller guys (I'm 6'6). Towards the end of the back massage I hear the door lock click, lights go low, and both girls do soft fingertip touch. It's so hot. Holy shit. I'm completely hard when they ask me to flip. A little negotiation, Jackie shows me Maria's massive rack. Maria shows me Jackie's tight ass. They're clearly into each other I'm just the excuse to make out. Really incredible. I've never had a FFM. Just wow. I was covered and I fucked and fingered as much as I could.  I tri to tease them as much as they teased me. Sometimes I was fucking, then I'd get sucked, then I'd be fucking the other one. I'd pound one doggy and she'd eat her friend. Then I'd fuck her friend and she'd sit on her face. When I got close, Jackie pulled the condom, put me between Maria's tits and told me to cum. Then she starts kissing my back while Maria begs for me to go on her tits

Needless to say I was in a really good mood picking up the MIL a couple hours later. The traffic, dinner at the diner, and eventual return home didn't feel like 3 hours. I smiled a few times as we chatted, just thinking about Maria's huge tits and Jackie's tight ass. Balls deep, completely empty, even kissed the wife when I walked in the door.

The best part, facefucking my wife that night who was so thankful I did the drive. She throated me, or tried at least. Not as far as Jackie, but hey she tried! Thinking about them did it, made me blow another massive load down her throat. Even managed to pull out so half of it was on my wife's face. Without missing a beat I switched from fingering her to fucking her just for fun. Nothing says whore like getting fucked with a load on your face.

Hopefully Maria and Jackie are available in 3 weeks when MIL flies home.

Thinking of going to the Asian massage place right down the road. I’ve heard that they do happy endings there. Any advice on what I should expect and what I should do to have a good time?

I went to another Asian massage parlor a couple days ago. It had been one that I've spotted for a while as I've driven by it many times and even ate at the Spanish restaurant in the same parking lot but had never made my way to it. It had the entry area with glass window and closed door. An Asian woman, I'm guessing, in her 50s came to the window and asked how can she help me. I said I would like a 30 minute massage. She told me the amount and then asked, "How old are you?" I was flattered and told her my age and she said she wanted to make sure I was over 18. 😆 

She took me to the first door and we had a little small talk. Asked if I've ever been to one before. I told her a few but it was my first time at that one. Interestingly, she asked where. I mentioned the streets of the places I've been to. Maybe she knows the others? She put a towel for the hole where the face goes and told me my clothes could go in this high school looking single, tall locker and left the room. She was totally reading me out and figured I was there for a happy ending because she didn't give me anything to drape with. So naturally I just stripped down and laid there face down naked.

Usually these massages are pretty mediocre. I've gone to 6 different places and only 1 had a woman that gave a nice strong massage. She was was pretty good and I would rank her 2nd best. No area felt rushed, there was a good amount of pressure, and I did feel some tight areas get worked on. At the end of the regular message, she did the usual hot towel wipe down followed by the light touch all around the body with some grazing between my butt crack and balls.

She asked me to turn over and she pointed at my semi-hard dick and asked "You want?" I said politely, "Yes if that's okay". She got extra oil and some paper towels ready and got to work. She started off nice and slow as she stroked my cock and balls at the same time. She didn't do the massage of the perineum which I do like but it was okay. I hadn't cum in at least a week so I knew it was going to be quick and a big load. After maybe only 15-20 seconds of slow stroking she sped it up as I was fully hard. I love it when they stroke with my cock straight up and perpendicular to my body. I was trying to catch her off guard when I was ready to cum but I was too obvious with my body movements and she got me cumming 💦 into the paper towel. I really don't mind shooting it high and far, either past my head or hitting my face. She was squeezing it super hard while I was cumming but unfortunately did stop stroking after my first couple spurts. She cleaned me up with the remaining warm towel and left the room to let me dress.

Before leaving the room I noticed some chocolate so I got a couple pieces 😋. I also checked the clock and  I got a true 30 minutes so it's nice I wasn't cut short. I saw her in the hallway and handed her a good tip and she was very appreciative and said thank you with a smile with no asking for more. On the way out she said see you soon so it's safe to say my business is welcome to come back. 😀

I hit up a strip club for the first time in a couple years. Did an airport drop off and the route back was clogged in traffic so I stopped in. Normal rules for me, well dressed, well groomed, I'm in shape and while I'm not 20 I'm not an overweight middle aged guy. Strip clubs have always been a money grab. But the good ones are decently priced, don't gouge, hold the fantasy etc. I always saw it as free AC, decent beer, and beautiful women. It's an awesome way to kill a couple hours.

Holy shit have things changed. $20 cover and it's not even 7pm. All the VIP's are $50 more. No updates, just $50 more for the same spot. No more non VIP dances. Every stripper has Insta or OF and they want you to subscribe to them BEFORE they do any dances. Biggest shock was one wanting $400 for a 30 minute VIP with a handjob. She was probably in her 30's, maybe 7/10...even if she was a perfect 10 that's a huge price. Worst, she was totally serious about it.

Hey it's her body. I respect that she sets the prices but if it's that steep it explains why the place is empty. As a rule i don't haggle. I have X in my pocket and that's it. I'm not doing credit, not doing an atm. This is my bill fold and that's what ill spend. I respect the hustle same as everyone else but I drank my $20 beer and I started to leave. She was annoyed I didn't want to haggle. Nope, not a charity and not buying a car and to me $400 was just way too far apart. She countered herself with $300, but 15 min VIP. I make deals for a living so I broke down that math for her.  Room fee that she splits is less. Her tip fee is higher. I get half the time. I'll pass. My intelligence pissed her off. She says I'm cheap. Good luck with that, told her to go hassle another mark. The $20 cover beer was my fine for wondering if the place had changed. Not really sure how that changed so much in a couple years...

An Asian massage full service is half that price and you get an hour, clean room, full massage and relaxing fun.

Just returned home from "pampering" myself. Got a haircut, followed by a massage, and ended off with a happy ending.

It has been a couple years since my last one. I decided to try a new place which I might end up going back to. It looks like there's a few different Asian girls to rotate between. I got this cute "youngish" girl who, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if we were around the same age, late 30s or early 40s.

She actually gave a pretty good massage and I think once she peeked that I had a butt plug in, she knew to ask me what I wanted. When the massage part ended she took the towel fully off my body while I was face down and asked, "This okay?". Of course I said yes. She told me to turn over and asked what I wanted with a hand up and down motion, blowjob motion, and hips thrusting motion. This was the first time for me that I was asked all three. I've only been offered a handjob. I was good with just a handjob but we had to negotiate the tip price.

It had been 16 days since the last time I came so I knew a huge one was going to happen, plus I had the butt plug. I last probably no more than a minute but when I came, she was surprised at how much and how long I kept going. If she angled it higher I totally would've got my face but instead I got my neck a couple times and the rest all over my abdomen. She said it was because I was young. 😆

In the end it was a little awkward because she was kind of hovering for the tip. I gave it to her while I was still naked. 🤷🏻‍♂️ But we politely wished each other a good rest of our day I left. 

I think I'll go again in a few months and hopefully I'll get a different girl.

Several years ago I wanted to get into some prostate massaging toys. So I started with Aneros probably because of advertisements. It's definitely good for beginners and got me the prostate massaging I was looking for. The problem is that you can only wear it in bed, naked, and can't really walk around with it. So I went looking for a more discreet one and got the Doc Johnson Mood Naughty 2 in small, 3 inches. It was exactly what I was looking for! I can wear it for long periods of time under my clothes and sit comfortably too. I even wear it when I go to the nudist places as it's so discreet, no body can see it between my cheeks. I liked it so much I got the medium, 3.5 inches, and the large, 4.5 inches. The medium is just right for during sex. I even wore it during an Asian Massage and I ended up cumming when she got to the back on my legs. 😆 When she flipped me over I told her that she made me cum already and smiled in surprise. The large is definitely just so I can say I got it in because it's just a little too uncomfortable for sex. Also, as they got bigger, the base gets wider as well so it really starts to spread the cheeks.

Anyone else into wearing butt plugs? About while out and about and at work? Share your stories.

Somewhere around 2018, I decided I wanted to finally get a happy ending massage. I went into one of those generic "Massage" parlors that's in a small shopping center. It actually had a buzzer at the door for them to unlock.At the desk was an older Asian woman probably in her late 40s. I asked for a 30 minute deep tissue massage and she took me over to one of the rooms. She told me to undress, lay facedown, and put the towel over my back. I did it the short way which only covered my butt but when she came in she lifted it totally off my body, for sure got a look at me naked, and put the towel lengthwise. Overall, the massage was okay and not too strong, although I wished it was. I can tell I was at the right place when eventually she took the towel off and are rubbing my bare ass. Also, she definitely focused on my inner thighs. Before the flip over to the front, there was the hot towel wipe down, followed by a light touch, almost tickle with the fingertips all over my body especially the inner thighs and basically near my asshole. This got my really hard.When she asked me to flip over she actually did cover my privates.  While standing at my head, she did a little massage of my chest, and not too long she worked her way down to my to abs and grazed my dick. I opened my eyes and to my surprise, it was a different woman who was a younger 20 something Asian and cute. She gave a stroking gesture and asked if I wanted it. I said, "Sure if that's okay with you" and she said, "I don't want to get in trouble". I said that I won't tell anyone. She went ahead and poured more oil on my dick and went on with the happy ending. They really know how to give good hand jobs with a nice firm grip on the shaft when stroking and massaging the balls and taint. I'll be honest, I probably lasted only 1 minute at most because I hadn't masturbated or had sex in a week on purpose for a huge load. And it was definitely hard and a lot. She got me so good my first squirt went past my head and the others up my neck. She was certainly surprised but pleased with her job. 

Since that day I've gone to a handful of different places, some more than once. It's been a few years since the last time but I plan on going again.

For those that have had a happy ending massage, what have your experiences been like? Please share too. 🙂

I confess going to an Asian massage parlor tonight and cheating on my girlfriend I feel a little guilty about spending the $200 or so but none for sticking my cock into tight Asian
Pussy and if I have the opportunity to go bare back I'm all in

My wife and I have an affinity for Latinas and Oriental / Asian women. I'm 49, and my wife is 45. My wife is bisexual, we've had a few threesomes with ladies we've met at bars and my wife really had a taste for some Latina pussy, so we looked up an escort service. I brought up that most escorts have limitations, and we should probably just put up an ad on a swinger site. So we did.
"Looking for our Latina Unicorn"

It took a bit to weed out incompatible people, or guys looking to fuck my wife (and me). A lot of guys will put on lipstick and a dress and have their cock hanging out like "I'm what you both need" - and it was getting frustrating. Finally we had a bite. This sexy big titted Latina who lived near our area was interested. We chatted with her online, exchanged phone numbers and invited her out to dinner so we could get to know her. She liked us, she flirted not just with my wife but with me too. She was telling us that she really wanted some desert after dinner. It was my wife who put the breaks on.

"Let's slow down, we'd really like to get to know you..." my wife said, my dick was disappointed lol - I wanted to fuck this 30 year old babe right on the restaurant table. Her name (I don't even care about censoring her name), was Julieht. When my wife said to slow down, Julieht pouted, her lower lip curled in disappointment.
"Are you two looking for something long term?" Julieht asked point blank.

"Long term? You're pretty young, having fun with two people in their mid to late forties is one thing, but how can you figure we'd have a long term relationship when you'd eventually want someone younger?" My wife kicked me under the table.

Julieht, probably saw me wince in pain, but ignored it, "I've been a unicorn before, to couples younger than me to couple's in their 60s," she kind of shook her chest so her titties would jiggle and winked, "and let me tell you - all of them wanted more of me. Most girls want that white picket fence, a house and a husband, I just want a home to cuddle with two people I'd love to spend the rest of my life with."

I could see my wife blush, and her chest was turning a bright pink - when my wife's chest turns bright pink, she's horny - and I always use it as an indicator of how close to an orgasm she is. My wife was turned the fuck on.

"I'm on the pill, so I won't get pregnant," Julieht said after a bit of silence.

"He'd wear a condom," my wife said, almost like she was negotiating with Julieht on what is off limits.
Julieht leaned over and pecked my wife on the lips, "I don't have any allergies so that's fine."

We talked more, got to know more about her. Turns out she's a beautician, and doesn't work too far from our house - just about 4 miles from us.

I became the skeptic, for once, and asked, "why would you be attracted to an older couple like us? You're very beautiful, and young..."

"I was married once, I have one child and she stays with my mother back in Bogotá, Colombia. My husband worked for the wrong people... with drugs. He's dead... so I'm a widow."
My wife comforted her, "I'm so sorry, that's horrible!"

Julieht continued, "I was forced to do terrible things, it was always the younger guys having their way while my husband watched. I was married at 18, and I thought he loved me but he got involved with really bad people. An older man took me under his wing and helped me escape to the USA when I was 20. I've been here 10 years. So I like older people because they are a lot more mature... they're more straight forward. My husband was killed probably because I left, but I couldn't handle the abuse anymore. I wanted to bring my daughter, but couldn't. I call her when ever I can."
Julieht started to tear up, my wife scooted over and put an arm around her.
"It's ok, no one should ever have to go through that."
I looked at Julieht, I was at a loss for words so I told her, "You're welcome to spend the night with us if you want, I know you've been through a lot."

So she came home with us, she followed us in her little car and parked in our driveway. We all went inside. Julieht immediately started to take off her clothes, and groped my wife's breasts. My wife laughed, "oh you're a horny bad little girl," my wife said.
My dick was instantly hard. At the request of my wife, I put a condom on and we all got busy. Julieht had a HUGE rack, her tits were gorgeous (I wish I had pictures of them!). I'd fuck my wife, then I'd fuck Julieht - we'd swap around, the women eating each other out while I fucked them from behind. Once my wife came, I wanted to make Julieht orgasm, so I had my wife lick her huge tits and play with her clit while I fucked her missionary.
Julieht was a squirter. Juices sprayed all over my cock and balls as I thrust deep inside her, and my wife massaged her clit.
She convulsed tremendously and screamed (laughing) "OK! OK STOP!! STOOOP!" as my wife giggled.

I got off of her and Julieht said, "it's you're turn," and looked at my wife, "can I ride him? Can I make him cum?"
My wife slapped Julieht on the ass, "fuck that dick," she said licking Julieht's lips with her tongue.
I laid back and Julieht got on top. Her pussy wasn't super tight, but it was nice. The condom was probably inhibiting a lot of the sensation. Julieht began fucking my dick, pumping it up and down as I played with her tits. My wife was caressing Julieht's ass, fingering her little asshole. Julieht moaned and stroked my cock with her pussy. I pushed deeper inside her, an pulled to the edge of her lips and thrust back in... the sensation was so warm, so wet. Those beautiful tits bouncing in my face, and her hot wet pussy set me off. I came. My wife, smacking Julieht's ass telling her "take that cum, take it..." and Julieht riding me faster as I came more and more.
Julieht got off me and the condom was gone. My wife panicked. I panicked. Julieht made a weird face and put a few fingers inside her pussy, and pulled out the rubber. It slipped off!

My wife was freaking, "are you disease free?? Are you sure you're on the pill? What are we going to do?"
I took a deep breath, "it's fine babe -"
Julieht was a bit offended, "Of course I'm disease free, what the fuck?"

My wife apologized and tried to calm Julieht down, but the damage was already done. Julieht was gathering her clothes and getting dressed.
My wife shot me a look, like "DO SOMETHING!"
So I said, "she is just concerned, we just literally met you and - it's just a question. We both really like you and-"
"And WHAT?" Julieht stammered, starting to cry.
"And we'd like to continue seeing you!" I said.
"I'll have to think about it, but we can't have issues like this. I don't have any diseases. I may be a fucking whore, but I'm clean!"
"you're not a whore," my wife said.
Julieht left.

This happened 3 months ago. Guess who is going to be a daddy? Me.
Wife is pissed, but is ok with Julieht coming over and us spending time together. Not sure where this is all going to lead. My wife isn't leaving me, and I have a pregnant 30 year old unicorn to deal with.
I'd say fuck my life, but I'm not at that point yet. I did tell my wife that there needs to be a paternity test to see if the baby is actually mine... as I'm not sure how many guys Julieht has fucked since we were all together. Enjoy the pictures... unfortunately none of them are nude.

TLDR: wife and I got a unicorn, we fucked, the condom came off before I came and I got her pregnant.