I want a mail order kind of man. Russian or Korean or something. Not black, probably, not because I myself have anything against marrying a black man if I ever 'fell in love' whatever that is, just it doesn't fit my image for what I want in my mail order husband.
You see, I'm aromanatic, but definitely not a asexual.
The agreement would be that he has to have a mohawk. There's a room in the house where neither of us is allowed to talk. If I want someone to not see him and pretend he's not at home, I can stuff him in the closet or banish him upstairs. I can put him in a corset. I can take pictures of him in any way I want. He'll do most of the housework.
I want to be able to hurt him sometimes, and tell him when and how to hurt me if I feel so inclined. He has to be willing to fuck me and let me fuck him with a strap on.
I don't want a real relationship, I want someone who I can either talk to or talk at depending on my mood. I don't want a regular sex life, I want to be able to tie him there and leave him for hours if that's what I please. Quiet, volunteered servitude. He'll act as if he's a human being when we have company over, and he'll act like some sort of robot programmed to wince while beat with a riding crop when no one is around.